iPhone rumors

Since my current mobile contract is ending soon and a new iPhone release seems to be quite imminent I love to read all the rumors floating around. From OLED display to glowing Apple logos.

This one is really nice:

Apple will be releasing a new iPhone with a unibody case carved out of pure platinum (the shavings are thrown away, not recycled). The screen will be carved out of pure diamond. The internal components will be all hand made by virgins. Each unit will be blessed by the dalai lama. The power cord that ships with the phone is not covered in rubber, but by the wing skin of terradactyl that were genetically engineered in a process similar to that in Jurassic Park. Each animal provides for only one cord, or else that would be cheap. It will come with a dock carved out of elephant tusks. The battery will run on power from stem cells. Also, it will not have a name, but will be known only by a symbol because it is too worthy to be called by a name. Each phone will have its own dedicated GPS satellite. Itwill be free.

I can hardly wait

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2 Responses to iPhone rumors

  1. Ester says:

    zal ik dan maar degene zijn die mutst over het verkeerd spellen van Pterodactyl?

    klinkt verder wel erg spannend.

  2. Erwin says:

    Copy – pasten is ook een vak.

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